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Mon Jan 5, 2009, 1:43 PM
Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you (well, I didn't all the time. Cause I'm evil like that. But I tend to screw rules. So.)

1.) Your name?
Julia
a name for girls. Most julia's are artistic, smart, romantic, beautiful and also very charming. Julia's can get whatever they want if they try. They can be very sexy so watch out! They are romantics and love old movies, art and books. they love old stuff! They usually aren't very athletic but if a julia is athletic she's kick butt! they have great fashion sense and usually look smokin'. A julia will most likely become a mother because they love kids. They are very successful in life and there is just something about them that draws people in. Also they are ah-mazing dancers!
- Julia roberts
- julia stiles
- julia meyerhoff
- julia schneiderman
- julia ormond
- julia de burgos


WTF I HATE KIDS. XDDDDDDD
And I'm athletic. And I hate fashion. And blargh. XD

2.) Your age?
16
Legal age for fucking in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!"


ROFL XDDD


3.) One of your friends?
Tova
1. Hebrew name, female; Means "good girl" in traditional and modern Hebrew.
2. Swedish name, female; Means "beautiful thunder," derived from Ancient Swedish root words (see behindthename.com, they're awesome).
3. A unique, witty, and very emotional teenager working hard to write and publish her works.
"Tova loves Charles Dickens's subtle social commentary throughout his literary career."


Alright. Read line 2 and then half line 3. XD

4.) What should you be doing?
Roleplaying
a person who potrays themselve to be someone famous as "faces" of themselves.Roleplaying can be done in the style of onelining;Semi-Para;Para and Multi Para.
Often reffered to as RP.
An ultimate escape from reality.
Tammy roleplays Jessica Biel on Myspace, she does para RP and has many "celeb" friends. She said we should try roleplaying


Epic fail. That's not the sort of RP I'm doing! >:'[ Suckers.

5.) Favorite color?
Dark red - since Black isn't a color. However, dark red did not exist. So go maroon.
A fuckwit, elmore or jackweed. Doesn't rise to the level of moron because that is spelled correctly.
The maroons who ran Enron really elmored the company up.


LMAO. XD

6.) Birthplace?
Sweden
A shining beacon of freedom and progress, located in the chilly northern parts of Europe. Neighbour to Denmark, Norway and Finland, and often confused with at least one of them. Most Americans cannot distinguish Sweden from the mountain nation of Switzerland.

Famous for not only its a large population of very blonde and beautiful women, but also its history of Vikings, the music of partly forgotten bands like Abba and very high taxes. Under the government of the social democrats, Sweden has the highest tax rate in the world. The corruption is nearly non-existant and the population is well-educated, better than the average European or American citizen. There is no country in the world where atheism is better established than in Sweden, and the Swedish church, unlike the churches in many other countries, has little real power or influence. Sweden is also the most equal country in the world, gender-wise.

An overwhelming majority of Swedes surf the web. Although home to a relatively small part of the world (9 million), Sweden still manages to produce people and projects of great initiative and ingenuity. One of these projets is The Pirate Bay, the worlds largest BitTorrent tracker site. Another Swedish project is the famous KaZaA, a peer-to-peer fileshare client. Sweden also produces a lot of good gamers, not seldom seen leading the worldwide scoreboards. Sweden is also home to the Nobel Prize committee and host of the majority of Nobel Prizes.

Famous Swedish words in the English language are "smorgasbord", "tungsten" and "ombudsman". Famous Swedish people are Peter Stormare, Ingrid Bergman, Ingemar Bergman, Stellan Skarsgård, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Alfred Nobel.
- What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
- What?
- What country you from?
- Sweden!
- Sweden ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in Sweden?
- What?
- ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
- Yes!


<3 Ho ho ho .. :D

8.) Last person you talked to?
mother
. Mother 402 up, 129 down love ithate it

Random word when someone says something random and annoying
Annoyance: "Ewww, What's that"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "Miss,What are we doing 2day"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "This work is so easy, Miss"
You: "Just like...your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "Peanut"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"


LMAO. XD

9.) One of your nicknames?
Wolf
A person that is regarded as predatory, rapacious, and fierce. They normally stick to themselves but, if threatened or someone starts a fight with them in school for example. They won't hold back and will probably hurt you. They are normally gruff on the outside but can be overcome if you are nice enough to them. Usually very very strong. There are a few per school or office.
See that guy who just transfered here? They call him The Wolf of Mibu.


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:icondevils-horizon:
lol that was really amusing! :D where did you get it from?

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:iconaquiloniuslupus:
I forgot to add that part, but I'll go and copy it for you.

"Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people."

:)

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they're calling for our hearts and they will have them eventually...

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:icondarktwilightangel:
Woo, massa coola svar^_^
Den får sverige att låta typ bäst :3
Och vargsaken passade ju in på dig!

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English is not my first language. >_o
:icondarktwilightangel:
Glömde:
1. Jag anser att svart är en färg. :'O
2. Vart tog 7.an vägen? xD

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English is not my first language. >_o
:iconaquiloniuslupus:
Jupps :3

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they're calling for our hearts and they will have them eventually...

[ beauty of the beast ]
:iconaquiloniuslupus:
1. Svart är, enligt mig, en färg, men tekniskt sett är det inte en färg. Svart är bara saknaden av ljus. X'D Så det är ingen *färg* -- det är ett fenomen. Typ. >.o

2. O_O' good question. jag vet inte.

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they're calling for our hearts and they will have them eventually...

[ beauty of the beast ]
:icondarktwilightangel:
1. Men då kan man ju säga att tex, grön inte heller är en färg, det är bara återseglingen av gula och blå pigment!

2. Jag hittade den genom mina stalker-skillz. Det var om månaden man var född i.^^

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English is not my first language. >_o
:iconaquiloniuslupus:
däremot så är det ju bevisat att grön är en färg, även om den inte är en primärfärg. XD

aahoooo.

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